On Drunk lovesick fools

If someone calls a girl up in the middle of the night sounding abit drunk, and then proceeds to tell you how much he loves her and how much he needs her, she should just hang up. Look, the guy is drunk by choice and he's lovesick by choice. It's bad enough that he's got the discipline of a 5-year old to remain sober. But thinking that his calls for love are gonna work it's magic and the girl is gonna be touched and have a mind altering experience clearly deserves to have his kidneys punctured multiple times by an ice pick. Wake up lah. This isn't the bloody movies. One drunken call is not going to change a girl's universe and it's definitely not going to make her realize, "Oh man, I had a crush on him to! Now we can unite and be lovers!"
If you're a guy who intends to pull this kind of stunt, you're a fucking coward. Do you think that you can shirk the horror of rejection by making yourself drunk? So if you get rejected you'll just comfort yourself that you were drunk and therefore can pretend nothing happened? All I have say to you is Fuck You and I've got a box of ice picks waiting for you.