Not All Toilets Were Made Equal

As a guy, having to have to use the toilet in shopping centres or mrt stations has always been something which I always try to avoid. My girlfriend on the other hand fusses little over visiting the loo. In fact, she does it often, to do make up or the normal stuff which toilets were meant to be used for. She tells me of this wonderful place where the floors are squeaky clean, the place smells of flowers and they have disposable toilet seat liners to be used freely. She even told me that the toilets at Jusco in Tebrau City have a designated area for the ladies to do make up, with perfect lighting and all. What is this haven I ask. Why have I not experienced it for myself?

One day I sit her down and tell her the truth about men's toilets. The horrid disgusting hell that I have to go through everytime I step into public toilets. The floor is caked with dribbles of urine and spit. I risk catching some kind of shit derived disease left by some stranger everytime I poo. flowers? what flowers? The male toilet always smells of urine and farts and shit. Even if there's a cleaner inside. What's worse, there's always grafitti scrawled on the cubicle, it reads something like this - "I Like to suk Ur kok Call 9******* for Dickson"

Appalled at the disparity, she begs me not to go on anymore. but I have to. Apparently, in female toilets, ladies go around their business politely and curtly. There is no smell or sound when they use the cubicles. Even when a lady farts, she tries to cover up by making coughing noises or shuffling her feet. In male toilets, everything is rushed. men rush to pee, sometimes they don't even wash their hands. Men seem to make it a point to wait 3 days before they rush to a public toilet to shit. Because I have observed many a hurried man walking briskly into the cubicle, pretty much farting his pants off all the way in. After hearing the jingle jangle of unbuckling his belt and finally settling down. The next thing you hear is likened to what can be described as letting buckets of fish back into the ocean. I will stop here.

So ladies, if it is always a wonder as to why your boyfriend always comes out of the toilet so much damn faster than you, here's your answer.