Biggest Find of The Century
Alright, here's how it happened. While walking along some HDB flats, Pris and I stumbled on a few sheets of loose paper strewn on a grass patch. At first glance, this was what we saw.
Yes, all and well, a Primary 3 comprehension passage titled "Be Thankful"
But realising that there were some drawings behind this, we kicked it around to uncover what must have been the greatest find of the century. Greater than the Gospel Of Judas, The Bayeux Tapestry and all the stupid numbers in The Da Vinci Code combined. Be forewarned, that what will be revealed to you was prophesized by a child genius. Who, unfortunately, did not foresee a good rotan-ing from his mother.
Behold! The encrypted code of "Be Thankful" As found scrawled on the back of the paper.
What be this Doomsday Dragon!? "It Kills!" dammit! How do we stop this Doomsday Dragon? The child genius has written that "To awake it, USE Draco Beam of Moonstone Dracon" How bloody bewildering his message to the world is. After being depressed and on the verge of insanity for 32 days, I uncovered another piece of the puzzle. The child has scribbled his prophecy out in what seems to be a badly drawn comic.
Studies have shown that this was what the series of drawings say.
In the first panel, a black figure lures and corrupts a Chinese New Year Dragon with what seems to be licorice. The Doomsday dragon must have commited several atrocities. Such as putting little boys on top of mountains which they cannot come down from.
In the Second panel, The Moon beam draco saves the day by projecting forced vomit onto the sorcerer, causing him to spontaneously combust and sending his spirit out of the dragon. The Chinese New Year Dragon, freed from the licorice of corruption is content with staying there and smiling.
Finally, the end panel shows a happy boy being rewarded with a hoverboard very much like what Michael J Fox rode in "Back to the future". The Moonbeam Draco has a pokeball stuck to its tail.
There you have it. The works of a 9 year old child. From what I can see, his mother must have left him alone with some homework to do but he decided to reveal his Doomsday prophecy instead. The mother must have returned, slapped the child around like a ragdoll for a bit, tore the comprehension up and threw it out of the window. Which is why upon discovery, I decided to immortalise his works on the internet. where all will know that he got some cane marks for this drawing and that his mother is probably serving CWo if some neighbour reported her littering.
Yes, all and well, a Primary 3 comprehension passage titled "Be Thankful"
But realising that there were some drawings behind this, we kicked it around to uncover what must have been the greatest find of the century. Greater than the Gospel Of Judas, The Bayeux Tapestry and all the stupid numbers in The Da Vinci Code combined. Be forewarned, that what will be revealed to you was prophesized by a child genius. Who, unfortunately, did not foresee a good rotan-ing from his mother.
Behold! The encrypted code of "Be Thankful" As found scrawled on the back of the paper.
What be this Doomsday Dragon!? "It Kills!" dammit! How do we stop this Doomsday Dragon? The child genius has written that "To awake it, USE Draco Beam of Moonstone Dracon" How bloody bewildering his message to the world is. After being depressed and on the verge of insanity for 32 days, I uncovered another piece of the puzzle. The child has scribbled his prophecy out in what seems to be a badly drawn comic.
Studies have shown that this was what the series of drawings say.
In the first panel, a black figure lures and corrupts a Chinese New Year Dragon with what seems to be licorice. The Doomsday dragon must have commited several atrocities. Such as putting little boys on top of mountains which they cannot come down from.
In the Second panel, The Moon beam draco saves the day by projecting forced vomit onto the sorcerer, causing him to spontaneously combust and sending his spirit out of the dragon. The Chinese New Year Dragon, freed from the licorice of corruption is content with staying there and smiling.
Finally, the end panel shows a happy boy being rewarded with a hoverboard very much like what Michael J Fox rode in "Back to the future". The Moonbeam Draco has a pokeball stuck to its tail.
There you have it. The works of a 9 year old child. From what I can see, his mother must have left him alone with some homework to do but he decided to reveal his Doomsday prophecy instead. The mother must have returned, slapped the child around like a ragdoll for a bit, tore the comprehension up and threw it out of the window. Which is why upon discovery, I decided to immortalise his works on the internet. where all will know that he got some cane marks for this drawing and that his mother is probably serving CWo if some neighbour reported her littering.
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